Mans! The Forums Is the Dead!

[Nick]

Sure. That sounds good to me. I should go and borrow my grandmas pressure washer for the task...

[zourtney]

Woah. Serious bathing power!

[Nick]

It needs it. And I should get the tires looked at. One is low after sitting all that time and it would be nice to know that nothing is wrong with them.

[zourtney]

Ugh, so dead.

[Nick]

That it is. Nothing interesting happened this weekend.. that's probably part of the why.  I need to do more with the HTMLs, then I would have something to post about.

[zourtney]

I became "enchanted" with the forest (because my niece was in town...she's three years old). I also "had for lunch" some steak and "tossed a safe" into my trunk.

I like how adding quotes around already vague statements makes everything almost intolerably confusing.

Of course, this technique can be applied to definitive statements as well. Somehow delegitimize a statement which seemingly has very little room for misinterpretation. For example: I "walked the dog."

[Brad]

Whoa there! Are seriously talking about "walking the dog?" Man, that is just not right!

[Nick]

Hehe.  I "help my grandma" over the weekend.

[zourtney]

Man, forum...undead yourself

[Nick]

"Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!"
- Frankenstein  (1931)

[zourtney]

Happy Independence Day, everyone!

[Nick]

Yes! Happy fourth fourth to you and everyone!

[zourtney]

Wake up, forums!

[zourtney]

Man, this forum is dead...

I did lots of spray painting and sanding (and spray painting)

[Nick]

I did lots of construction. And got rather warm, but we probably did. How did all your sanding and painting turn out?