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Technology => Photography and Cinematography => Topic started by: zourtney on Jan 13, 2010, 02:59 PM

Title: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on Jan 13, 2010, 02:59 PM
As Nick mentioned elsewhere, I think we should make a few dumb, super-short movies. I kind of have an urge to play with video equipment.

My first suggestion: create a short clip to slap on the end of stuff we upload to the Randomland YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/randomnets) channel (which is stagnating, by the way).

Have any suggestions / ideas?
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: Nick on Jan 13, 2010, 08:09 PM
I like your "Oh noes! The steering wheel came off!" idea. That could be a nice 15 second short or clip to add to the end of things. And then we will have an excuse to make/get miniatures and blow them up for special effects!
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on Jan 13, 2010, 08:47 PM
Blow stuff up?!  :o Yes!
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on Apr 08, 2010, 07:24 AM
We should make "oh noes! The streering wheel came off". What's everyone doing this weekend? Is Francine sittable? :)
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: Nick on Apr 08, 2010, 02:33 PM
She is sittable. But the suburban actually has the wheel off at the moment. And yes, we should do stuff cooler them me mowing the lawn this weekend.
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on Apr 08, 2010, 07:00 PM
The Suburban would be excellent then! It'd only take a few minutes. I've been wanting to play with video editing lately...amongst other things
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on Apr 09, 2010, 06:19 AM
I was thinking along the lines of the following. Make amendments and substitutions as you see fit. After all, I'm not very creative.

scene 0 (afterthought...therefore 0):
    exterior shot of the vehicle driving...wherever

scene 1:

scene 2:

scene 3:

scene 4:

The End.
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: Nick on Apr 09, 2010, 09:21 AM
I like! We can get the shots of the passengers in the vehicle 'while driving' while actually driving. The only scene that needs the vehicle stationary is the AAAAAAAHHH! scene and perhaps the wobbly wheel scene. I was thinking of towing it.... but that won't work unless its on a trailer.   I guess we keep the outside rather out of focus or shoot low enough that you just see the sky. Or just make it look like all you see is sky. Or we can play with CG and a green screen!
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on Apr 09, 2010, 12:52 PM
I was under the impression it is not drivable at the moment. Is it? Or is that what the towing is for? Either way, it can be a fun experiment in "film"
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: Nick on Apr 09, 2010, 01:10 PM
It is not drivable. We would have to shoot things out of order. Shooting the steering wheel pop-off before the driving. It needs put back together to drive it... but we have to have it taken apart to pop things off. So shoot one scene, fix it, then shoot the driving scenes.
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on Apr 09, 2010, 03:18 PM
Did you fix the electrical issues (or whatever) it was having? That'd be a good project, getting that thing to live again!
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: Nick on Apr 09, 2010, 10:05 PM
I never found a short or broken wire. Also it hasn't had a problem since I dismantled the steering column. Not that its been used much in that condition.
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on Apr 25, 2010, 10:06 PM
Ok, as many know, we did a little dry run this afternoon. I was very entertained by watching Nick play with the steering wheel pop off. It makes me laugh, even now :)

Apparently, we do need abut more of a plan if we are ever to make any sort of video....that, or I could take the classic approach: shoot lots of dumb video and mishmash it together on a computer in the middle of the night when creativity peaks and objectivity drops.

Better yet: combine the two -- a plan and late night editing. All that to say that suggestions are welcomed and needed.
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on May 20, 2010, 06:30 PM
Apparently this thread was not updated with the latest stupidity of ourn. I took one of the better videos of Nick being a goofball, spent twenty minutes learning how to do a green-screen effect, and came up with this horrible...uh, "concept art."

[YouTube link to OH NO! The steering wheel popped off! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVJqIsqLkRc)]
Don't bother watching it again, if you've already seen it.

Upon first glance, it's not that bad. But trust me, it is bad. The "green screen" was the shrubbery outside the car. With $7.68 of fabric and a different color shirt, we could make it a lot better without sacrificing that homevideo cheese.


Footnote: I can post the original videos if anyone is interested. I actually only looked through 3 or 4 of them before I moving on to the editing fun.
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2010, 07:23 PM
That was fun :)
If we do a better run then I would definatly want copies of the 'source'
I think it sounds fun. We should do some other videos in the future. Green screen, go karts and a macro video of an angry spider. Or something with legos... and brad narating :).
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on May 20, 2010, 08:09 PM
That'd be fun :)

I spent about 7 hours listener to screen (http://www.nvda-project.org/) readers (http://www.freedomscientific.com/downloads/jaws/jaws-downloads.asp) today. Let me tell you: it gets really obnoxious. But!

Every once in a while, whilst looking for a 15 second mental break, I typed little sentences and had it read it. I discovered this great joy a few weeks ago while accidentally mousing over some filler text on an HTML document. It said: "blah blah blah, blah blah BLAH!" The seemingly mundane string takes on a comical life when read my an automatedly British fellow. Today, for some reason, I typed "t1 thousand." And it was funny.

I think it'd somewhat comical to do a voiceover with one of these text-to-speech engines. Sure, it's overdone already, but I'd find it momentarily entertaining :)
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2010, 08:32 PM
Hahaha! I like. We can do some old book thats in the public domain and act out the scenes with little dudes :)
Title: Re: Making Dumb Movies
Post by: zourtney on May 21, 2010, 03:12 PM
Yeah, sounds like fun! Apparently we need scripts and a plan. Or we can just record a ton of dumb and edit it into something :)